sunbaths

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger, via ge0rgiacharmer)

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via pineappleass)

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption, via annii-e)

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

(via dontletmegodarling)

what i’m looking for in a man:

• will lend me his hoodies
• good sense of humor
• is a cutie patootie
• will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
• good taste in music

(Source: ohyousillypotato, via dontletmegodarling)